Gertrude Rides Upon the Whale as He Speaks Of All the Shells He's Seen

Gertrude spends much of her time swimming through the ocean. She meets all sorts of ocean animals. You'd be surprised to learn, but most octopi are quite stuffy. She can never have a good conversation with them. The fish are sweet, but they often talk about trivial matters. But the whales she meets are always interesting. They like to talk about all the things they've seen. Whales often have a vast knowledge about every aspect of the ocean. Wheter it be intimate knowledge about different types of shells or why the ocean is made of salt water, the whale knows. Gertrude could never get a better education than on top of a whale.